I was in the bathroom getting ready for the day, and Leif came in.
Leif: “I need to look through the Deeguest.”
Me: “The what?!”
Leif: “The Deeguest.”
He starts going through the stack of Reader’s Digest magazines on the back of the toilet. Oh, DIGEST.
Me: “What are you looking for?”
Leif: “When Dad is 41, he will lose 8 of his muscles every time he has ten birthdays. I have to find it and show him. I think it is in this one.”
(It seems the boys were having a conversation about how old Dad would be on his upcoming birthday.)
He takes the Reader’s Digest to his Dad and shows him… “Over 40? You can lose 8% of your muscle every 10 years (You do the math.)”… An add for Ensure.
“Daddy, you need this.” Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! I guess that is what happens when your 5 year old reads every page of the Reader’s Digest while doing his business.